What is the opposite of progress?

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

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What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard