How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!