What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Where do the cleverest parrots live?

In the brain tree forests!

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What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.