What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door