What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

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What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.