What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."