What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"