What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.