What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Because it's not right.

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Is it something I said

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Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

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Take your combat boot off his head.

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Because it was for chair-ity

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He had no attachments.