Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.