Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.