Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.