Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!"

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here."

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What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.