Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.