Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.