What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.