What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!