What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods