What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

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