What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher