What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.