What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.