What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose