Plot Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.