Thicken Jokes

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

Nixon Jokes More Nixon Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Roooooooux Jokes More Roooooooux Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Plot Jokes More Plot Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.