Thicken Jokes

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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Plot Jokes More Plot Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Nixon Jokes More Nixon Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Roooooooux Jokes More Roooooooux Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!