Thicken Jokes

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Roooooooux Jokes More Roooooooux Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Nixon Jokes More Nixon Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories