Thicken Jokes

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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Nixon Jokes More Nixon Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Plot Jokes More Plot Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Roooooooux Jokes More Roooooooux Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)