Thicken Jokes

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

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What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.