Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

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What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!