Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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Who drives?

The police officer

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.