Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!