Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!