What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model