What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.