What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Armadillo Jokes More Armadillo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model