What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.