What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Armadillo Jokes More Armadillo Jokes

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model