What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.