What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P