What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Lsd Jokes More Lsd Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.