What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time