What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Previous Random Joke Next

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Lsd Jokes More Lsd Jokes

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P