What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Lsd Jokes More Lsd Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.