What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.