Lsd Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P