What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!