What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time