What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

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Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

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Because is a raeli good country

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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There is no afterlife.

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.