What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P