What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P