Israel Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

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It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

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Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

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Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents