Israel Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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Jiu-Jitsu

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.