Israel Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

What's the most popular contraceptive in Israel?

Iron condome

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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They surf the Net On Yahoo.

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They keep getting caught in the net!

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.

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Mountain Dew.

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Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".