Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar