Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

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What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar