Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

Chin and Tonyk !

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp