Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.