Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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What do you call an italian pro-gun activist?

Pro-shooto

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!