Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".