Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.