What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.