What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats