Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.