Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.