Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Developer Jokes More Developer Jokes

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?

Because you never get a goodbuy from them