Because you never get a goodbuy from them
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
None. That's a hardware problem.
They needed a developer.
None, that's a hardware problem
Triggernometry
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
They fixed it because their the fawns
With a monkey wrench.
A: Development of a working match.
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Because it just makes me falafel.
A masochrist.
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
Muuuuuuon
Names! -Bo Burnham
Because they're pirots!
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
Yoghurt has a culture.
A spider
You gotta be chitin me!
