Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

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Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.