What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

A dumb terminal

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf