What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.