What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*