What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs