What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.