What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.