What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

What do you call a french racist?

A beget!