What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.