What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )