Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

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Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.