Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!