Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.