What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.