What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian