What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Baguette Jokes More Baguette Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.