What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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What do you call a french soul singer?

Beret White

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent