Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

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What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

Where's the rowing boat equipment?

EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what

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How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.