Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

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If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

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