Employee Jokes

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Where's the rowing boat equipment?

EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter...?

Slightly nsfw) His boss answers "I don't know." The employee replies "I'm not coming in this morning!"

This joke may have profanity.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...