Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.