Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.