Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Where's the rowing boat equipment?

EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!