Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What is Ellen Pao's favourite piece of Malware?

Ponzi Buddy

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.