What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.