What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the Pirate say on his birthday?

Ayy Matey

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What do you call a virgin redneck?

A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers.