What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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What do you call a virgin redneck?

A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!