What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin