A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
A Russian spy.
The mid-life crisis.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
A redneck virgin