What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin