Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk