What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

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What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)