What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.