What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

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What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.