What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.