What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.