What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

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What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.