What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)