Because they all wear red shirts
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Who are you wearing *
Sikhs.
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
Coward ice.
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
Because red shirts die easily.
The captain's log!
