Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!