Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Because red shirts die easily.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts