Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

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What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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A flap in the face.

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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Because red shirts die easily.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts