What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!