What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that