What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.