Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country