360 hoscope
US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.
Because I shot its leg off.
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
Cuz I wouldn't hit that.