Whore that was shot by a sniper?

360 hoscope

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Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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A Pastatute

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.