Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Whore that was shot by a sniper?

360 hoscope

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Sh Jokes More Sh Jokes

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

Absolutely Jokes More Absolutely Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Texans Jokes More Texans Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Who is the best player on the Texans?

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Fiction Jokes More Fiction Jokes

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.

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What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

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