Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Whore that was shot by a sniper?

360 hoscope

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"