I missed you
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
FaZebook.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
360 hoscope
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
Because they are usually done after one or two shots.
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
'Where is the bar tended?'
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Fiction.
Fiction".
I want a divorce
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
Mine is distract me from my own mortality
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
A Marxman!
A Marxman
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
Because it's all relative.
Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"