Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Whore that was shot by a sniper?

360 hoscope

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Marxman Jokes More Marxman Jokes

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a communnist sniper?

A Marxman

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.