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He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
360 hoscope
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
Because they are usually done after one or two shots.
He didn't give a sh...
NOTHING....!!!
The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"
Fiction.
A lumpy milkshake.
To get to the other slide
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Call out "B-52"
Squintin' Tarantino
A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers
Thanks mum xD
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
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