Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Whore that was shot by a sniper?

360 hoscope

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

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What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Texans Jokes More Texans Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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