Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Whore that was shot by a sniper?

360 hoscope

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...