NOTHING....!!!
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He didn't give a sh...
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...
Because they are already covered.
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
Guac-A-Mole.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
Chit-Shatting
A gorilla pooped on his face.
A: You get your job and your wife back.
Pandemonium breaks out.
Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
Dayscare centers
