NOTHING....!!!
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He didn't give a sh...
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
Works it out with a pencil.
Work it out with a pencil
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
I believe in peace in our time
A: It was closed.
Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.
He goes to the Evans
They went down the drain.
One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...
