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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What is the opposite of peace?

is the question.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.