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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Laxative Jokes More Laxative Jokes

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Bad Eyesight Jokes More Bad Eyesight Jokes

What do you call a film director with bad eyesight?

Squintin' Tarantino

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.