Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.