Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

What is a chameleon's motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.