Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.