Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.